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2026 Draft Recap

Sep 8, 2026 8pm

Snake, 17 rounds, 90s/pick, 10 teams. Round 1 first pick: Jahmyr Gibbs to Who Gibbs a Sh**. Of course.

Draft Day Roasts

Dr Crack

The commish took Ja'Marr Chase at 3, then Derrick Henry (age: yes), Brock Bowers and Jalen Hurts — a roster built to win in 2023. Leads the league in points against at 902.76, which he insists is a scheduling conspiracy he personally set up. Even dropped Tyler Allgeier just so AHNM could pick him up. Three rings, zero chill.

Full Draft Board

Desktop: 5 picks across per round so the whole board fits. Phone: stacks into 2 columns.

Round 1

#1Jahmyr Gibbs DET RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

#2Bijan Robinson ATL RBKardiac Kids

#3Ja'Marr Chase CIN WRDr Crack

#4Puka Nacua LAR WRA Swift kick in the A**

#5Josh Allen BUF QBNorwich87

#6Jonathan Taylor IND RBOne Nut McGee

#7Amon-Ra St. Brown DET WRWindy City Gridiron

#8Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA WRAll Hits No Misses

#9Christian McCaffrey SF RBI Swear To Goedert

#10James Cook III BUF RBI Want Sprinkles

Round 2

#11Chase Brown CIN RBI Want Sprinkles

#12Saquon Barkley PHI RBI Swear To Goedert

#13Kenneth Walker III KC RBAll Hits No Misses

#14Omarion Hampton LAC RBWindy City Gridiron

#15CeeDee Lamb DAL WROne Nut McGee

#16De'Von Achane MIA RBNorwich87

#17Justin Jefferson MIN WRA Swift kick in the A**

#18Derrick Henry BAL RBDr Crack

#19Ashton Jeanty LV RBKardiac Kids

#20A.J. Brown NE WRWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 3

#21Nico Collins HOU WRWho Gibbs a Sh**

#22Trey McBride ARI TEKardiac Kids

#23Brock Bowers LV TEDr Crack

#24Javonte Williams DAL RBA Swift kick in the A**

#25Drake London ATL WRNorwich87

#26Jeremiyah Love ARI RBOne Nut McGee

#27DeVonta Smith PHI WRWindy City Gridiron

#28George Pickens DAL WRAll Hits No Misses

#29Chris Olave NO WRI Swear To Goedert

#30Garrett Wilson NYJ WRI Want Sprinkles

Round 4

#31Breece Hall NYJ RBI Want Sprinkles

#32Kyren Williams LAR RBI Swear To Goedert

#33Malik Nabers NYG WRAll Hits No Misses

#34Zay Flowers BAL WRWindy City Gridiron

#35Rashee Rice KC WROne Nut McGee

#36Travis Etienne NO RBNorwich87

#37D'Andre Swift CHI RBA Swift kick in the A**

#38Quinshon Judkins CLE RBDr Crack

#39Emeka Egbuka TB WRKardiac Kids

#40Bhayshul Tuten JAX RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 5

#41Jaylen Waddle DEN WRWho Gibbs a Sh**

#42Ladd McConkey LAC WRKardiac Kids

#43DJ Moore BUF WRDr Crack

#44Tyler Warren IND TEA Swift kick in the A**

#45Colston Loveland CHI TENorwich87

#46Tetairoa McMillan CAR WROne Nut McGee

#47Lamar Jackson BAL QBWindy City Gridiron

#48Drake Maye NE QBAll Hits No Misses

#49Tee Higgins CIN WRI Swear To Goedert

#50Davante Adams LAR WRI Want Sprinkles

Round 6

#51Joe Burrow CIN QBI Want Sprinkles

#52Jameson Williams DET WRI Swear To Goedert

#53David Montgomery HOU RBAll Hits No Misses

#54Jadarian Price SEA RBWindy City Gridiron

#55Jayden Daniels WSH QBOne Nut McGee

#56Terry McLaurin WSH WRNorwich87

#57Luther Burden III CHI WRA Swift kick in the A**

#58Bucky Irving TB RBDr Crack

#59Rome Odunze CHI WRKardiac Kids

#60Rhamondre Stevenson NE RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 7

#61Kyle Pitts ATL TEWho Gibbs a Sh**

#62Christian Watson GB WRKardiac Kids

#63Jalen Hurts PHI QBDr Crack

#64Jaylen Warren PIT RBA Swift kick in the A**

#65Cam Skattebo NYG RBNorwich87

#66Harold Fannin CLE TEOne Nut McGee

#67Parker Washington JAX WRWindy City Gridiron

#68George Kittle SF TEAll Hits No Misses

#69Marvin Harrison Jr. HOU WRI Swear To Goedert

#70Carnell Tate TEN WRI Want Sprinkles

Round 8

#71Mike Evans SF WRI Want Sprinkles

#72Dallas Goedert PHI TEI Swear To Goedert

#73MarShawn Lloyd GB RBAll Hits No Misses

#74Blake Corum LAR RBWindy City Gridiron

#75TreVeyon Henderson NE RBOne Nut McGee

#76Patrick Mahomes KC QBNorwich87

#77Justin Herbert LAC QBA Swift kick in the A**

#78DK Metcalf PIT WRDr Crack

#79Bo Nix DEN QBKardiac Kids

#80Dak Prescott DAL QBWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 9

#81Sam LaPorta DET TEWho Gibbs a Sh**

#82Tony Pollard TEN RBKardiac Kids

#83Michael Pittman PIT WRDr Crack

#84Josh Jacobs GB RBA Swift kick in the A**

#85Texans D/STNorwich87

#86Courtland Sutton DEN WROne Nut McGee

#87Brian Thomas Jr. JAX WRWindy City Gridiron

#88Tucker Kraft GB TEAll Hits No Misses

#89Matthew Stafford LAR QBI Swear To Goedert

#90Alec Pierce IND WRI Want Sprinkles

Round 10

#91Chuba Hubbard CAR RBI Want Sprinkles

#92Jake Ferguson DAL TEI Swear To Goedert

#93Michael Wilson ARI WRAll Hits No Misses

#94Travis Kelce KC TEWindy City Gridiron

#95Kenny Gainwell TB RBOne Nut McGee

#96Cam Little JAX KNorwich87

#97Wan'Dale Robinson TEN WRA Swift kick in the A**

#98J.K. Dobbins DEN RBDr Crack

#99Brandon Aubrey DAL KKardiac Kids

#100Chris Godwin TB WRWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 11

#101De'Zhaun Stribling SF WRWho Gibbs a Sh**

#102Rams D/STKardiac Kids

#103Rico Dowdle PIT RBDr Crack

#104Caleb Williams CHI QBA Swift kick in the A**

#105Stefon Diggs WSH WRNorwich87

#106Jaxson Dart NYG QBOne Nut McGee

#107RJ Harvey DEN RBWindy City Gridiron

#108Trevor Lawrence JAX QBAll Hits No Misses

#109Matthew Golden GB WRI Swear To Goedert

#110Jonathon Brooks CAR RBI Want Sprinkles

Round 12

#111Isaiah Likely NYG TEI Want Sprinkles

#112Broncos D/STI Swear To Goedert

#113Quentin Johnston LAC WRAll Hits No Misses

#114Mike Washington Jr. LV RBWindy City Gridiron

#115Jakobi Meyers JAX WROne Nut McGee

#116Aaron Jones MIN RBNorwich87

#117Seahawks D/STA Swift kick in the A**

#118Jordan Addison MIN WRDr Crack

#119Dylan Sampson CLE RBKardiac Kids

#120Zach Charbonnet SEA RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 13

#121Jordan Mason MIN RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

#122Pat Freiermuth PIT TEKardiac Kids

#123Josh Downs IND WRDr Crack

#124Jacory Croskey-Merritt WSH RBA Swift kick in the A**

#125Mark Andrews BAL TENorwich87

#126Brock Purdy SF QBOne Nut McGee

#127KC Concepcion CLE WRWindy City Gridiron

#128Steelers D/STAll Hits No Misses

#129Kyle Monangai CHI RBI Swear To Goedert

#130Malik Willis MIA QBI Want Sprinkles

Round 14

#131Dalton Kincaid BUF TEI Want Sprinkles

#132Jordan Love GB QBI Swear To Goedert

#133Cameron Dicker LAC KAll Hits No Misses

#134Kaelon Black SF RBWindy City Gridiron

#135Rachaad White WSH RBOne Nut McGee

#136Tyjae Spears TEN RBNorwich87

#137Juwan Johnson NO TEA Swift kick in the A**

#138Jayden Reed GB WRDr Crack

#139Kyler Murray MIN QBKardiac Kids

#140Baker Mayfield TB QBWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 15

#141Woody Marks HOU RBWho Gibbs a Sh**

#142Khalil Shakir BUF WRKardiac Kids

#143Tyler Allgeier ARI RBDr Crack

#144Jason Myers SEA KA Swift kick in the A**

#145Romeo Doubs NE WRNorwich87

#146Makai Lemon PHI WROne Nut McGee

#147Jared Goff DET QBWindy City Gridiron

#148Chris Rodriguez Jr. JAX RBAll Hits No Misses

#149Xavier Worthy KC WRI Swear To Goedert

#150Jalen Coker CAR WRI Want Sprinkles

Round 16

#151Ravens D/STI Want Sprinkles

#152Jonah Coleman DEN RBI Swear To Goedert

#153Deebo Samuel SF WRAll Hits No Misses

#154Jaguars D/STWindy City Gridiron

#155Eagles D/STOne Nut McGee

#156Ka'imi Fairbairn HOU KNorwich87

#157Chargers D/STA Swift kick in the A**

#158Lions D/STDr Crack

#159Brian Robinson Jr. ATL RBKardiac Kids

#160Harrison Mevis FA KWho Gibbs a Sh**

Round 17

#161Buccaneers D/STWho Gibbs a Sh**

#162Denzel Boston CLE WRKardiac Kids

#163Eddy Pineiro SF KDr Crack

#164Caleb Douglas MIA WRA Swift kick in the A**

#165Jalen McMillan TB WRNorwich87

#166Harrison Butker KC KOne Nut McGee

#167Tyler Loop BAL KWindy City Gridiron

#168Tre Tucker LV WRAll Hits No Misses

#169Jake Bates DET KI Swear To Goedert

#170Cairo Santos CHI KI Want Sprinkles