ℹ️ Past seasons are tracked by TEAM NAME. Owner history before 2026 isn't confirmed yet, so pre-2026 trophies belong to the franchise name.
2026 Live Race Board
2026 Season · ● LIVE · through Week 7
Ranks reshuffle every week. ESPN dropped the old awards, so from 2026 on, this site owns them. Weeks 1–7 complete (data extracted 2026-11-02 (through week 7; week 8 in progress, MNF pending)).
High Score of the Year
👑 A Swift kick in the A**
Personal-best week. One big Sunday and they never shut up about it.
| # | Team | Best | Week |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Swift kick in the A** | 202.48 | Wk 5 |
| 2 | All Hits No Misses | 172.50 | Wk 1 |
| 3 | I Want Sprinkles | 168.90 | Wk 5 |
| 4 | One Nut McGee | 163.28 | Wk 2 |
| 5 | Kardiac Kids | 152.64 | Wk 3 |
| 6 | Dr Crack | 151.82 | Wk 1 |
| 7 | Windy City Gridiron | 151.10 | Wk 2 |
| 8 | I Swear To Goedert | 142.30 | Wk 3 |
| 9 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 141.30 | Wk 4 |
| 10 | Norwich87 | 138.40 | Wk 5 |
Points For Race
👑 All Hits No Misses
Cumulative PF. The scoreboard doesn't lie (your lineup decisions do).
| # | Team | PF | W-L |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | All Hits No Misses | 994.38 | 4-3 |
| 2 | A Swift kick in the A** | 958.58 | 4-3 |
| 3 | I Swear To Goedert | 914.46 | 6-1 |
| 4 | I Want Sprinkles | 881.74 | 2-5 |
| 5 | Windy City Gridiron | 870.26 | 4-3 |
| 6 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 862.34 | 4-3 |
| 7 | Dr Crack | 857.86 | 2-5 |
| 8 | One Nut McGee | 847.08 | 4-3 |
| 9 | Kardiac Kids | 828.26 | 4-3 |
| 10 | Norwich87 | 747.76 | 1-6 |
Luck Index
👑 I Want Sprinkles
Luck = PF rank − Win rank. Negative = UNLUCKY (scores big, loses anyway). Positive = backing into wins. #1 is the unluckiest soul in the league.
| # | Team | Luck | PF rk | W-L | Verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Want Sprinkles | -4 | #4 | 2-5 | Cursed by the schedule gods |
| 2 | Dr Crack | -2 | #7 | 2-5 | Getting robbed |
| 3 | All Hits No Misses | -1 | #1 | 4-3 | Getting robbed |
| 4 | A Swift kick in the A** | -1 | #2 | 4-3 | Getting robbed |
| 5 | Norwich87 | +0 | #10 | 1-6 | Living right |
| 6 | Windy City Gridiron | +1 | #5 | 4-3 | Lucky-ish |
| 7 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | +1 | #6 | 4-3 | Lucky-ish |
| 8 | I Swear To Goedert | +2 | #3 | 6-1 | Lucky-ish |
| 9 | One Nut McGee | +2 | #8 | 4-3 | Lucky-ish |
| 10 | Kardiac Kids | +2 | #9 | 4-3 | Lucky-ish |
Closest Calls
👑 One Nut McGee
Smallest win margin of the season. Survived by a kicker's PAT and a prayer.
| # | Team | Margin | Week |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | One Nut McGee | 1.84 | Wk 6 |
| 2 | I Swear To Goedert | 1.86 | Wk 3 |
| 3 | Kardiac Kids | 3.48 | Wk 6 |
| 4 | A Swift kick in the A** | 4.12 | Wk 6 |
| 5 | Dr Crack | 5.44 | Wk 5 |
| 6 | Windy City Gridiron | 6.36 | Wk 4 |
| 7 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 7.94 | Wk 5 |
| 8 | Norwich87 | 11.20 | Wk 2 |
| 9 | I Want Sprinkles | 15.72 | Wk 3 |
| 10 | All Hits No Misses | 19.74 | Wk 7 |
Blowout Kings
👑 All Hits No Misses
Largest win margin. Ran it up and posted the screenshot.
| # | Team | Margin | Week |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | All Hits No Misses | 79.70 | Wk 1 |
| 2 | A Swift kick in the A** | 70.26 | Wk 5 |
| 3 | Windy City Gridiron | 69.42 | Wk 2 |
| 4 | Kardiac Kids | 61.76 | Wk 5 |
| 5 | I Swear To Goedert | 49.66 | Wk 4 |
| 6 | One Nut McGee | 42.32 | Wk 2 |
| 7 | I Want Sprinkles | 30.98 | Wk 5 |
| 8 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 25.78 | Wk 4 |
| 9 | Norwich87 | 11.20 | Wk 2 |
| 10 | Dr Crack | 7.76 | Wk 1 |
Waiver Wire Addict
👑 All Hits No Misses
Most acquisitions. Refreshes the wire more than his texts.
| # | Team | Acq |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | All Hits No Misses | 40 |
| 2 | I Want Sprinkles | 24 |
| 3 | A Swift kick in the A** | 21 |
| 4 | Windy City Gridiron | 21 |
| 5 | Dr Crack | 14 |
| 6 | Norwich87 | 14 |
| 7 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 13 |
| 8 | One Nut McGee | 9 |
| 9 | I Swear To Goedert | 6 |
| 10 | Kardiac Kids | 1 |
Set It & Forget It
👑 Kardiac Kids
Fewest acquisitions. Drafted in August, logged off in September.
| # | Team | Acq |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Kardiac Kids | 1 |
| 2 | I Swear To Goedert | 6 |
| 3 | One Nut McGee | 9 |
| 4 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 13 |
| 5 | Dr Crack | 14 |
| 6 | Norwich87 | 14 |
| 7 | A Swift kick in the A** | 21 |
| 8 | Windy City Gridiron | 21 |
| 9 | I Want Sprinkles | 24 |
| 10 | All Hits No Misses | 40 |
Punching Bag
👑 Dr Crack
Most points against. Every opponent saves their best week for him.
| # | Team | PA | W-L |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Dr Crack | 1014.44 | 2-5 |
| 2 | A Swift kick in the A** | 909.90 | 4-3 |
| 3 | I Want Sprinkles | 909.60 | 2-5 |
| 4 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 881.38 | 4-3 |
| 5 | All Hits No Misses | 862.86 | 4-3 |
| 6 | I Swear To Goedert | 860.06 | 6-1 |
| 7 | Norwich87 | 854.50 | 1-6 |
| 8 | One Nut McGee | 838.94 | 4-3 |
| 9 | Kardiac Kids | 820.82 | 4-3 |
| 10 | Windy City Gridiron | 810.22 | 4-3 |
Unluckiest Loss
👑 A Swift kick in the A**
Highest losing score. Would've beaten anyone else that week. Tough.
| # | Team | Score | Week |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Swift kick in the A** | 144.06 | Wk 1 |
| 2 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 140.44 | Wk 3 |
| 3 | Norwich87 | 138.40 | Wk 5 |
| 4 | All Hits No Misses | 137.92 | Wk 5 |
| 5 | I Want Sprinkles | 132.96 | Wk 1 |
| 6 | I Swear To Goedert | 132.22 | Wk 5 |
| 7 | Dr Crack | 130.72 | Wk 3 |
| 8 | Windy City Gridiron | 123.70 | Wk 5 |
| 9 | Kardiac Kids | 118.20 | Wk 7 |
| 10 | One Nut McGee | 105.12 | Wk 7 |
Boom-Bust Rollercoaster
👑 A Swift kick in the A**
Highest weekly-score std dev. Either 170 or 80. No in-between.
| # | Team | Std dev | High / Low |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | A Swift kick in the A** | 34.85 | 202 / 82 |
| 2 | One Nut McGee | 32.78 | 163 / 63 |
| 3 | Kardiac Kids | 22.80 | 153 / 75 |
| 4 | All Hits No Misses | 22.32 | 172 / 99 |
| 5 | I Want Sprinkles | 22.29 | 169 / 92 |
| 6 | Dr Crack | 20.16 | 152 / 90 |
| 7 | Norwich87 | 19.40 | 138 / 71 |
| 8 | Windy City Gridiron | 17.05 | 151 / 96 |
| 9 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 16.61 | 141 / 93 |
| 10 | I Swear To Goedert | 9.08 | 142 / 112 |
Mr. Consistency
👑 I Swear To Goedert
Lowest weekly-score std dev. Reliable as a dad's minivan.
| # | Team | Std dev | Avg |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | I Swear To Goedert | 9.08 | 130.64 |
| 2 | Who Gibbs a Sh** | 16.61 | 123.19 |
| 3 | Windy City Gridiron | 17.05 | 124.32 |
| 4 | Norwich87 | 19.40 | 106.82 |
| 5 | Dr Crack | 20.16 | 122.55 |
| 6 | I Want Sprinkles | 22.29 | 125.96 |
| 7 | All Hits No Misses | 22.32 | 142.05 |
| 8 | Kardiac Kids | 22.80 | 118.32 |
| 9 | One Nut McGee | 32.78 | 121.01 |
| 10 | A Swift kick in the A** | 34.85 | 136.94 |
2026 PF / PA / Acq Summary (Weeks 1–7)
| Team | W-L | PF | PA | Acq |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| All Hits No Misses | 4-3 | 994.38 | 862.86 | 40 |
| A Swift kick in the A** | 4-3 | 958.58 | 909.90 | 21 |
| I Swear To Goedert | 6-1 | 914.46 | 860.06 | 6 |
| I Want Sprinkles | 2-5 | 881.74 | 909.60 | 24 |
| Windy City Gridiron | 4-3 | 870.26 | 810.22 | 21 |
| Who Gibbs a Sh** | 4-3 | 862.34 | 881.38 | 13 |
| Dr Crack | 2-5 | 857.86 | 1014.44 | 14 |
| One Nut McGee | 4-3 | 847.08 | 838.94 | 9 |
| Kardiac Kids | 4-3 | 828.26 | 820.82 | 1 |
| Norwich87 | 1-6 | 747.76 | 854.50 | 14 |